FuckYouJohnnyUtah's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico Epilogue]

Good thing that's what jerkin' off is for

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man
He hopped out a window with his dick in his hand
He said "Excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"

[TANKMEN 2]

Haha

The wort part was.. He was gonna be a dad! D':

[Tankman Three!!!]

Lol, wow

A parody of Stamper's parody? Not quite as good as the first parody.

[Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck]

So true..

Why are there like 500 Meet n' Fuck games on Newgrounds? My god. Girls are never THAAAAT easy...... >.>

[Left 4 Dead Epic]

Awesome.

REALLY good for your first time.

[Left 4 Bed]

Hahahahaha

Reloading! ^.^

[The Justin Bieber Show]

It's not just random crap.

It takes intelligence to understand this. The crow symbolizes the death of his career, the termite king symbolizes the leeches that follow Justin around and the paparazzi, when the guy in the tub says "No matter how much you scrub, you can never be clean" it means that no matter how much he tries to cover it up, he isn't heterosexual and he is attracted to men. The man with the beehive on his face symbolizes everyone who hates Justin Bieber, and the bees are possibly his songs, stabbing them in the face. The man without the face is Justin in the future, because what he's doing now will ruin his future and in 10-20 years nobody will care about him anymore. Have no idea what the woman with the dead baby means, but I'm sure there's something.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 5]

This made very little sense

1: Why would there be a bunch of guns laying around in a place that hasn't been touched in years? And why would they have guns in a bio research facility in the first place? Bio research is about science, not creating zombies and making guns go "pew pew!" when they are created.

2: Why did you give the main character that stupid haircut? Clearly he's over the age of 28 and he's a sergeant at the police station. He had normal hair before but now he looks like some emo kid wannabe.

3: I don't think zombies can carry around guns and fly helicopters, much less understand someone when they're being talked to.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 4a]

Wow.

What a homosexual soundtrack. If these gay bands weren't in your videos I'd like them more.